MS helps parents understand the internets!

[Axem]

This stuff is comedy gold.

http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx
http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtips2-4.mspx
http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidwebaddict.mspx
http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/griefers.mspx

[Ransom Arceihn]

"ph": often replaces "f," as in "phear" for "fear" (as in "ph34r my l33t skillz") and vice versa, such as spelling "phonetic" as "f0|\|371(."
Bahahaha.

It's funny because it's on the Microsoft site.